Monday, February 25, 2013

Dear Mr. Home Depot,

Just because I wear lipstick, jewelry, and fingernail polish does not mean I cannot build shelves!  Yes I want this 1" X 15 7/8" X 10' cut into 41" pieces.  No, I don't want a different type of wood.  No my husband did not write down the measurements for me.  This will be my 47th, 48th, and 49th shelf built, by myself.  My husband has built 1 shelf in the 27 years we have been married.  Don't try and "fix" what I am doing. I am WOMAN and I am STRONG! Please and thank you!

P.S.  Please load the wood in my car so I don't break a fingernail!


  1. Hahaha! Out here in rugged redneck country Mr. Depot knows how to treat a woman, sorry he slacks where you are. Can't wait to see the shelves (and almost 50?!).

  2. Actually these will be the22nd, 23rd, 24th 25th and 26th shelves I have put in this house alone! BTW, I was soooo irritated with that guy that he would question my abilities. So what if I have no idea what I am doing let me spend my money how I want.